true as fuck zodiac


aries: lovable but still a lil bitch

taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time

gemini: crayola as fuck

cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit

leo: cutest ever

virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit

libra: weird as hell omg

scorpio: probably satan

sagittarius: cute and very sweet

capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices

aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them

pisces: even more crayola than gemini

so earlier today i had a mini break down that involved tapping my knuckles repeatedly against a stone table and now they all have blisters on them

and is sort of popped them all day long because they bothered me

and apparently the internet says that is exactly the wrong thing to do. oops.



dancinbutterfly:

hereinlife13:

These are not mine but I wanted to bring them together!  

http://tohdaryl.tumblr.com/

I would read a novel about these two.

sigma-klim:

Watches Anaconda mv

Puts hand over mouth

Contemplates my existence and also how gay I am

does anybody know if drake is still alive

(Source: bepeu)



bitchdeer:

whitegirlsaintshit:

babefield:

it here

LAAAAAADIIIIEEEESSSSS!~!!!!!!!!

Si Mami! Get it!
That last bit at the end with Drake was wild and his face is indescribable. Watch the damn video y’all!

did-you-kno:

Inspired by events similar to the recent Michael Brown case in Ferguson, three teen siblings in Georgia are about to release an app that allows users to report incidents of police brutality and rate the offending officers by name.
Source

did-you-kno:

Inspired by events similar to the recent Michael Brown case in Ferguson, three teen siblings in Georgia are about to release an app that allows users to report incidents of police brutality and rate the offending officers by name.

Source

solosalendo:

kinda hurt kinda offended kinda not planning on saying anything about it

jeanmarcoing:

nsfw = NEVER SAFE FROM WALUIGI

(Source: seaprincefukami)



420core:

fuckboii420:

supermunchor:

i love these i have a folder dedicated to them

this is my favorite subgenre of post-ironic memes

discount memes are the future

(Source: slayermunchor)


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